Sex. It’s all around us. It’s leaking out of the walls. It’s flooding up through the floorboards. “Where’s all this sex coming from?” screams your mother, as she puts the sofa up on cinder blocks to protect it from the rising tide of sex. “Get all of the white goods up the stairs!”
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“Get with it mum, you massive prude,” you shout in reply, opening the back door and allowing a great wave of filthy sex to wash over the living room, carrying your dad’s slippers away in a frothy deluge while the family dog barks and barks, confused and soaking. That’s sex for you. Or houses in low-lying flood plains. I can never remember which is which.
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Bethesda are understated in their depiction of the deed, if only for fear of having to animate all the wobbly bits without somebody’s crucial parts sticking in the terrain and elongating to span the gap between Sanctuary and the Glowing Sea (incidentally the same technique employed by the medical practitioners who send enthusiastic emails to young men of low self-esteem).Read Original